I am somewhat shy, but can become extroverted once someone gets to know me. I don't go out often, but when I do, I really enjoy myself. I have a good sense of humor (See my nickname!) I am quick witted and intelligent. I enjoy intellectual discussions, reading and movies of all kinds (especially porn hehehe) I. love animals especially dogs. I love music especially classical and light jazz. Although I cannot play an instrument, I have the Finale music generation program, and have written a complete mass, and am currently writing a symphony and a piano concerto. I enjoy playing board games and am a USCF rated expert, and a former state champion of Oklahoma. I have taught chess to ren, and my students have won 14 state championships. I don't drink Dos Equis, but I think I am a very interesting per.[B][/B][U][/U][I][/I][B][/B]

My Ideal Person Nice face medium to large breasts. Don't mind a few extra pounds, but must not be fat. Good hygiene. Definitely a non smoker (I'm allergic!) Absolutely no drugs! Should be outgoing and reasonably intelligent.Doesn't need to be a fashionista, but shouldn't be a slob.

It will be a definite plus if she is a raving nymphomaniac! Hehehe