WELP!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT ON HERE BUT HERE GOES!!!!
I'm Dre! I'm a Super Duper laid back Goofy Beach Lover that's loves Movies, Sports, Adventure and Music. I'm very much stepping Completely outside of my realm being on this site lmao! So I definitely might have to be schooled on the like the abbreviations I see being used on here lmao.
I'm pretty much always smiling and laughing so hoping that's not a deal breaker with folks lol. I'm very respectful to ppl and I enjoy cracking jokes and making folks laugh. I'm pretty sure you ladies have seen A Billion Dicks on this site so I chose not to make my profile Pic a "cock shot" lmao but I do have 1 Pic of Mr.Deeds lol if u would like to say hello lmao. And YES I AM 40! I KNOW I LOOK 18 YEARS LMAO Credit the youthfulness from my parents and working out. And just because I'm 5'6 1/2 in height lol doesn't mean I won't have your ass ON MY SHOULDERS BOUNCE AROUND THE HOUSE WITH YOUR MEOW MEOW IN MY FACE OK!!! I GOT MUSCLES FOR DAYS LMAO TRY ME!!! And if you taller than me that doesn't matter either! They call me the Black Tarzan because I will calm yo ass and have you scream AAAAHHHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAH!!! LOL(I told you I was fun) And if your looking for THE BEST PUSSY EATER IN THE STATE.... COME. ON DOWN TO DRE'S!!!! WHERE I GUARANTEE YALL CUM 100 TIMES OR I'LL GIVE YOU 100 BUCKS IF YOU DON'T! LMAOO! CALL ME FRED FLINTSTONE BECAUSE I MAKE THE BED ROCK DOWN HERE AT DRE'S!!! SEE YA SOON!!!! LMAO!! OK I'm done clowning lol...yall have a good day lol
My Ideal Person Im here looking to meet and Awesome fun lady that's super down to earth can handle laughing alot! Lol it's OK if your shy..heck I'm shy to for the first 60 seconds lmao.