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If only 7/3/2018 A Male Fairy Tale <br><br> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, <br><br> "Will you marry me?" <br><br> The Princess immediately said, &q 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Text message 7/3/2018 An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. <br><br> The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Little Johnny 7/2/2018 Little Johnny strolls into school on Tuesday. <br><br> The teacher stops him in the hall. <br><br> “Johnny, why weren’t you in school yesterday?” <br><br> “ 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
Golf lessons 7/2/2018 A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. <br><br> The husband has his lesson first. After the pr 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
at work 6/24/2018 I'm sure my coworker is having an affair with my wife... <br><br> He's been very miserable lately. 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
A man walked into a bar with his arm in a cast 6/24/2018 "What happened to you?" asked the bartender. "I got in a fight with Kelly." "Kelly? He's only a small guy - he must have had something in his hand." "He did - a 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
Blonde 6/24/2018 A blond is in a car crash and she says, "I think I have a concussion." The paramedic asks, "How many fingers do I have up?" The blond shrieks, "Oh my God! I am paralyzed from 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
Late Night Visitors 6/17/2018 A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies standing there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
All's Well 4/30/2016 Donald Trump was walking along the beach when he came across a muslim and a mexican. Words were exchanged which quickly became physical. In the scuffle a genie bottle was dislodged from the sand. They 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
ready and willing 1/20/2015 I'm not a gynecologist but I'll look at it 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
limerick 1/20/2015 there was a trucker from Trent who had a prick so long it bent 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
hiway to hawaii 1/19/2015 a guy find's a bottle on the beach. he rubs it and out comes a genie who tells him he will grant him one wish. the guy asks for a road to Hawaii because he is afraid of flying and gets very seasick . 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes |
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