I cry after sex  

Prof10001 57M  
2899 posts
1/12/2018 10:04 am

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1/13/2018 6:02 am

I cry after sex

I cry after sex.

Prof10001 57M  
2412 posts
1/12/2018 10:05 am

Because it costs $500.

jrzysure1 57M
23 posts
1/12/2018 10:19 am

Is it the mace??

RomanticLotus 36F  
6 posts
1/12/2018 10:22 am

You need to lube up the hole first.

throatscock 62M
83 posts
1/12/2018 10:43 am

Did he cry too?

Heathen_G 59M
3726 posts
1/12/2018 3:20 pm

If sex cost you 500 dollars.... she was probably very attractive. If she was not, then you should be crying about being conned out of 500 dollars by an unattractive woman whose looks really didn't warrant 500 dollars, but instead only 50.

author51 55F  
48985 posts
1/13/2018 12:33 am

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

Prof10001 57M  
2412 posts
1/13/2018 6:02 am

Thank you. I thought it was a funny line.

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