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An old man tells his doctor that his wife has never had an orgasm while they are having sex  

Lifeisgoodbna 56M
3 posts
7/12/2018 7:01 pm
An old man tells his doctor that his wife has never had an orgasm while they are having sex


The doctor suggests that perhaps she is overheating. So when the man gets home he asks his young and good-looking gardener to assist by waving a towel to cool off his wife while they are having sex. The gardener is reluctant but agrees. While the couple is having sex, the gardener frantically waves the towel to cool off the woman, but she does not have an orgasm. The old man suggests that he and the gardener switch places. Again the gardener is reluctant, but agrees, and makes wild love to the woman. The woman reaches a screaming climax like none she has ever had in her entire life. The old man turns to the gardener and says, "And THAT, young man, is how you wave a towel!"

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
7/12/2018 7:12 pm

ohhh that was a good one...yes...and are you good at waving a towel???

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Lifeisgoodbna 56M
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7/12/2018 9:14 pm

Thank you for being so awesome! I didn’t know about adding a first comment but now I do.

And I keep practicing with the towel until I get it right.


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7/13/2018 2:52 am


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