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This is SPOT ON!!! I love it! Thank you for the laugh this afternoon. Have a great day, and be nice to one another.
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oh yah...
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Serghio hasn't a clue what blogs are for. Maybe he needs to go to FB (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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we think the best way is to answer every question " prefer not to say" and include 10 pics of a small package under a beer belly
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we think the best way is to answer every question " prefer not to say" and include 10 pics of a small package under a beer belly Fucking Awesome!!!!!!!
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I agree with all those 'anti-rules" but keep in mind they should also apply to women posting profiles. Pics taken in the mirror of the bathroom you havnt cleaned in months (well if you have teen children, minutes) should always be included, right? I got critized once for saying that before you take that selfie in the mirror, LOOK at what is also in the reflection? If you cant clean it up, at least edit it out of the pic ! Same goes for pics showing you smoking or drinking or at casinos, when you say you dont do those things ! I recently looked at a profile where the gal said she was anti drug, if you look closely, there is a burning crack pipe in the corner of the pic on the table !
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This is great hun so very true too..I needed a good laugh today..
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very interesting
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Well done !! You've covered all the bases on this one !!
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6/18/2018 5:31 pm |
Updating my profile now
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6/18/2018 5:43 pm |
Nailed it!!
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Bravo Kitten!! Bravo!!! You said it PERFECTLY....As a member here since 2011 I have been through and heard every one of those scenarios many times. I guess that explains why I have over 13 pages of blocked members.. {=} {=} KCClaire0923
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Actually pretty funny.
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6/18/2018 7:06 pm |
You forgot something, take multiple pics of your dick while holding various objects, bottles, cans, thimbles next to it to show all the women how huge your cock is by comparison.
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Stick your dirty tongue out. What woman does not want to be licked by that ? Take a pic with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Smokers breath is so hot.
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6/19/2018 1:10 am |
Keep messaging women who have ignored you (because clearly she didn't get any of the messages you sent prior) or told you she isn't interested (because you can totally change her mind through daily messages.)
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My fave, have a close up pic of you bent over, spread butt cheeks with the close up of your hairy, brown asshole and saggy balls. Extra cudos for the hemorrhoids. Yum.
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Add a dick pic to each new message, and send a dozen of them, 5 minutes apart. Best post I have read in ages. Kudos to you. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Including a recent mug shot from the police department will help establish trust when she sees that the height indicated in the photo is the same as the height listed in your profile. That would give her no reason to doubt you. One of my all time favorites: If she doesn't meet your standards, lower them.
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Superb Blog!! I love your cutting edge sense of humor!! Keep it coming, love!!
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No Joke.....Awesome Blog post!!
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You are funny and informative. I learned a new word from you. Hmm.. So I'll have to change at least one profile pic... Lol.. Yep... Thanks for posting this one! Oh.. And really nice legs btw... I have to fit the cliché now! (even though it's true! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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7/1/2018 2:46 am |
That’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off for him
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These are all great ideas, thanks.
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7/2/2018 2:57 am |
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've been wondering what I've been doing all wrong on this site, and others. I will go back and amend my profile to your suggestions. You are definitely a life saver with all this great advice I'm gonna have to step the game up now with yours, and others commentors suggestions. Thanks again.
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I was expecting something sarcastic too! So any Ideas or suggestions on how to make an honest,concerted effort to erase the great divide and restore at least a semblance of harmony rather than a legacy of a bickering older generation who would never settle on healing old wounds and doing more for the bad than good in redefining a memory of our own parents,Act Like An Adult! Using more than all the road!
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A couple of wonderful recommendations for the more gifted gentlemen. I am still thinking about the Dick pics, but I don't know if Tom and Harry are considered more attractive ...
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Cerebrakitten guess I going be taking some notes
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Hello. CerebralKitten, hope you must have got your interesting hidden choices special man by now. If not yet you would certainly get by YOG. With wishing you get all as you dreamed in life, good luck from - Indian yogi
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7/5/2018 7:00 am |
Based on your hypothesis noted in your writing, It seems that there is no form of communication which will suffice. Seemingly, That all communication can be viewed not relevant. Maybe ESP should be researched or the old Crystal Ball brought back into service. Sum Certain, people unlike human beings form opinion that can and do change at the drop of a pen, without any quantifying fact nor discovery ever being made for both sexes. I ponder if it is possible, if the shoe in this case, wears another foot? Humor is good and needed, as facts can potentially be a real bummer. Best of Luck!
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well said
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It may have already been mentioned and I may have overlooked it, but another great rule to getting laid on One Night Stand Girls is: - when she politely declines your offer of meeting for sex, write her back telling her she's a whore, a slut, and for good measure, add some fat shaming. Extra points if you post it publicly.
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7/6/2018 12:16 pm |
Touché. Well played, CerebralKitten.
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7/7/2018 4:40 am |
Really, need to redo profile
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My old pappy told me one time "Son. you couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $100 dollar bills!" He sure set my feet on the straight and narrow.
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Well, even the title is stupid. If you want to get laid, go to a local bar and pick up a broad. If you want to find a partner(s) compatible with your desires... Do you fucking homework! (works for both men and women) btw: try to ignore the aesthetics of looks and stop ignoring profiles with no pics - especially women with 40 pics who complain about no pics/face pics who doesn't post a face pic of herself. Nobody said you had to post a face pic, the point was a dick pic (or 30) isn't great either. There are men that put very sexy pics up on here, that leave a bit to the imagination and make you want to reveal whats underneath. A nice chest in an open shirt does it for me
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7/11/2018 6:58 pm |
Thanks for the tips. Only time I ever get views on my profile is a dick pic though.
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Now that was quite a bit of information. Thanks
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HEEYYYYYYYYY!! Thanks, this post made me laugh very hard. Did I miss the venerable, "Wanna fuck?" email?
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7/14/2018 3:37 am |
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Sometimes less is more, more or less, Great Post!!!!!!!!
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omg that is just so damned perfect!!!! Thanks for the awesome post lol
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7/16/2018 5:50 pm |
I would have to say that this is one of my biggest complaints. So often I see people criticizing others about using this site to meet someone for a long term relationship. They make the claim that “this is a sex site”. In the couple of months that I have been on this site I have made friends with a few people. Not “FWB” but actual sit down and have a normal conversation friends. I believe people that view this site as only a sex site are doing themselves a complete injustice. Perhaps it is just me, but I like to have a connection with someone and build trust with that person before sex enters the equation. J.
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I've been doing it wrong all this time. Thanks for the advice.
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