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You think not telling is the same as not lying , don't you ?
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You think not telling is the same as not lying , don't you ? Then I guess not feeling is the same as not crying to you You remember that episode of Mad About You where Paul and Jaime are trying to bang but they have trouble getting in the mood because their window is open and they can hear the couple upstairs loudly talking about what to have for dinner ? Of course you do . As you remember Paul starts in with the dude upstairs and he goes "I'm trying to make love to my wife down here" and the dude retorts "I already made love to your wife !" Now when he says this a look comes over Jaime's face that could easily be interrupted as outrage over this sleazy comment . But I think if you examine her expression on a deeper level you'll see that it's more along the lines of a look of shock and betrayal . Betrayal of a secret . I submit to you that all along Jaime and the guy in the apartment above them were having an affair and that what seemed like a toss away insult was actually the god's honest truth . It's called baddering - where you find the husband/boyfriend/whatever of the girl you're banging on the sly and then provoke them into some kind of verbal tit for tat where you then say "Yeah well I fucked your wife !" and the dude thinks you're just being a jerk when really you're revealing the whole thing . Some people really get off that kind of sick shit . When I was driving home the other day I saw a VERY pregnant lady standing in front of the fire station in a bikini talking to three firemen . After I finished jerking off and started driving again I started to wonder what was going on there . What were they talking about ? She didn't even have shoes on . The closest house is at least a few blocks away , what would prompt a heavily pregnant woman to walk barefoot to the fire station ? It seemed like a calm conversation . That one's going to bother me for a long time . What could it have been about ? On the (sadly series) finale of Hap and Leonard a lady took off her heels and ran through the streets of town . She was running for her life so I get that , but man that would have to tear up your feet something bad . I got a call at work today from one of the supervisors at my old job asking me if I had seen a dude I used to work with because he hadn't shown up for work , wasn't answering his phone , etc. etc. I have kept in touch with a few of my former co-workers so one of them must have given him my number - which means he was worried enough to specifically ask If anyone had my number . What I don't understand is that his dude he was asking about we weren't pals or anything - all I ever did was complain about what a lazy arrogant prick he was on account of he was a lazy arrogant prick . I mean maybe I'm the one with a problem but his goal in life was coach HS girl's softball . That just doesn't seem right . So why would anyone go to all this trouble to call me to ask if I had seen him when he was missing ? There is NO reason I would have any idea where he was . Or that I would care . I can only surmise he was calling because he thought maybe I had done something to him and what's why he wasn't there . I haven't really made any work friends at my "new" job partially because of who I am but also partially because it's just not that kind of place . People there just don't interact with each other . Maybe it's because I'm in IT now . Anyway , there is one lady in finance that I work with a lot and am mildly friendly with (everyone else in finance hates her so I'm the best option she has) and she was talking today about how it's her husband's birthday and she was looking forward to it and kind of not looking forward to it . I asked her why and after a LOT of beating around the bush I realized she was implying that she and her husband only have sex on his birthday and that's what she wasn't pumped about . And it made me think once again how different the work environment is . At my old job that would have been 4-6 women standing right outside my office loudly and graphically describing sex with their husbands and how awful it is - there would have been ALL kinds of blowjob talk that's for sure . My sisters are badgering me to go on the family vacation this year and they were talking about some activity and I said I wasn't interested and they go "How can you not be interested , (place name) is FAMOUS for that !" Famous doesn't mean good . Richard Jewell is famous for being the Olympic Park bomber even though he isn't . I doubt he thinks that's good . I assumed that Richard Jewell was guilty because the media said he was (and I was 18 at the time) but I did feel sorry for him because of the sheer glee with which said media reported that they found porn in his house when they searched it . They went on and on about it - this guy has porn , what a fucking loser ! He's clearly the bomber because that's what gross porn people do because they can't get any action . That may have been because I just started watching porn . Here's how that went down , it was a few weeks before school started and I was sitting in my magnificent trailer park home and I thought "Well I'm 18 and on my own now , what can I do that I couldn't do before ?" And the answer was porn . How much different would my life be if I hadn't ever thought that ? Not very probably . Except I wouldn't have committed all those bombings . I started watching Snatched last night . My new thing is watching movies in short segments . Anyway I've seen Amy Schumer's nipple now . And it shocked me in a way I didn't think I could be shocked anymore . I'm not exactly sure why but I think maybe it's because I see her a real person . Like if I see ScarJo fully nude in some weird horror movie from before she was super famous that's no big deal because she's not really a human being you know ? She's a famous sexy lady - I can't relate to her as normal person because she's not . She's a rich famous person she's nothing like us scum . But someone like Amy Schumer is more normal . Does that make sense ? I had kind of the same feeling about Chelsea Handler but that wasn't quite the same . Remember when Amy Schumer was banging the wrestler Dolph Ziggler ? I do .  I have frog written down on my blog pad for some reason . I wonder what that was supposed to remind me of . Probably not this  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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For those of you keeping track this is the 4th time I've mentioned Richard Jewell . I guess it made an impression on me because one of my many fears is being falsely accused of a crime . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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In the series, "Mad About You".... that was in the 1990's, a very gay decade... so Jamie doing the guy in upper apartment is totally believable.
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Snatched, was that the one with Goldie Hawn? I thought it was pretty dumb. But, hey, maybe it's worth watching for Amy Schumer's nipple.  
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