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Cool your tits numb nuts
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Cool your tits numb nuts I flipped past Big Bang on the TV the other day and I saw this  And I was enraged because Smurfette doesn't wear a red dress - she wears a white dress . What kind of bullshit are they trying to pull here ? Also why is she wearing a blonde wig when she has blonde hair ? This whole thing makes no sense . Whoever wrote this episode needs to answer for what they've done . Numb nuts is a strange insult . What's it supposed to mean ? As far as I know there's only two reasons for testicular numbness . One of them is having TONS and TONS and TONS of super hot sex - so much so that your sack goes numb from all the meat slapping . And accusing a man of having too much sex isn't an insult . For a woman it's a different story obviously but they don't have balls . Usually . The other reason is testicular torsion which is just what it sounds like and has to be one of the worst things ever . But if you call someone numb nuts you're saying they already have it right ? Which I guess is an insult ? I mean saying to someone "you have cancer" is an insult of sorts but it's not as bad as telling someone you hope they get cancer right ? So really you shouldn't call someone numb nuts you should say "I hope you get numb nuts pal , and NOT from fucking !" Numbskull is also strange because your skull has no sense of feeling right ? There's no nerves in bones right ? You wouldn't call someone numbfemur would you ? Even if you did what would it mean ? Your scalp can be numb but scalps and skulls are different . At least until the Republicans have their way . I went to the dentist yesterday and two things happened . Well lots of things happened but two that I'm going to mention . One was that while the hygienist was stabbing inside my mouth with that sharp hook they love she looked at something in the hallways and did not stop scraping . I found this disconcerting . I realize intellectually that she's probably done this literally tens of thousands of times and could probably do it without looking but when you have a sharp piece of metal in my face could you at least pretend to be paying attention of my benefit ? I know it's not likely but if the dentist cuts your mouth that can lead to DEATH via heart infection . It happens . The other thing that happened was the dentist complimented me on my flossing . Which I don't ever happens , but was especially weird because I don't floss regularly . I wonder if my low-sugar diet is also good my teeth . Maybe less sugar is as good as flossing ? That would be a nice bonus . And I'm not a moron , I know that sugar is bad for your teeth , but everything I read seems to say that artificial sweeteners (which I ingest by the fuckton) are almost just as bad . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I perv out on my hygienist a bit but then she always starts talking about her kids . Ugh , way to ruin it lady . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I think that metabolically artificial sweeteners are just as bad as sugar (i.e. they cause too much insulin to be released). But I'm not aware that they would decay your teeth. So from that standpoint I suppose they're better. I had a dentist appointment today, for a couple fillings. The dentist was a baby doctor - she hardly seemed old enough to have graduated from college. But she was fantastic. She was prepping me for the novocaine shot, making it sound like it was going to be really painful and uncomfortable, but then she slid that needle in just like butter. Afterward I said "nice job, my compliments to the chef".   
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The red dress was a dress offered to Smurfette in the storyline "The Great Smurfette" for being a great leader in the absence of Papa smurf. [image]
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5/30/2018 11:38 pm |
You so crazy!
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to know all that means you watched the smurfs which gives me pause. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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