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Please welcome my new sponsor Woodbury Soap
Please welcome my new sponsor Woodbury Soap They really knew how to sell soap in the 30's I tell you what As far as I can tell their entire ad campaign was "naked lady in sun" . I found out that any time I kiss a lady I put my lip above hers . This means I am one of those alpha male jerks you're always hearing about . Doesn't seem to track really but facts are facts . Seems like you wouldn't want your lip above my lip because then you'd be kissing facial hair but what do I know ? Point is out of respect I shall never kiss again . In 1935 a NY newspaper , the Sun , reported a story about Dr. Andrew Grant discovering life on the moon from a fancy new observatory in South Africa . Said life was buffalo and tiny horses and tailess beavers (isn't that a woodchuck ? ) and the like but also unicorns and sentient humanoid bat-men and women that built temples . A couple people were like "uh , what ?" but in general people were pretty pumped about it . I mean bat-monsters on the moon ? What's not to like ? The paper never printed a retraction but the story was eventually proven to be bogus . A few years later a poll was conducted in which more people in NY still believed in the lunar bat-people than in the principal theories of physics . Don't get me wrong most people didn't believe in either I'm not saying a lot of people still thought humanoid lifeforms lived on the moon but more than believed in Newton's second law . Point is I totally went to the moon last night and hooked up with tons of moon ladies . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Prove I didn't Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Did you KISS those moon ladies? Do moon ladies have lips? Did you ever consider that your lip is on top because that's the way the woman likes it? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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How dare you always put your upper lip on top! Better just find a lady with no lips, I guess.
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