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Times are tough Roxanne I think we need to put on the red light
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Times are tough Roxanne I think we need to put on the red light Word of the day - Cyranoid ; "people who do not speak thoughts originating in their own central nervous system: Rather, the words they speak originate in the mind of another person who transmits these words to the cyranoid by radio transmission" I assume it doesn't have to be by radio transmission though . I had a dream last night that I was at the World Famous Restaurant in San Diego California and Elijah Wood came over and started talking to me . After a while I realized "this guy wants to get it" . Obviously I wasn't interested because I am not interested in men sexually (or most other ways honestly) but obviously I was interested because I am widely known as an inveterate starfucker and rightly so . He could tell I was reluctant and was trying to convince me for a long time until he asked if I would be more comfortable with a three-way scenario . Now we're talking . I asked him who he had in mind and he said Kevin Hart . And I freaked out because I assumed the "third" was going to be a woman . And then he freaked out because the idea of being with a woman sickened him . I says to him I says "Elijah use your head if I was uncomfortable with the idea of homosexual sex how is bringing in another MAN going to put me at ease ?" Then I knocked on his head like Biff did to Marty's dad in Back to the Future . Anyway we couldn't come to terms but he told his bodyguards to give me a ride home . So I get in the back of his towncar and a very sad looking Kevin Hart was sitting in there . For a long time we sat there awkwardly and finally I said that there wasn't going to be a threeway and be looked super relieved . He said "I got you thank you man I was not looking forward to that" and I asked him what the deal was and he said that Elijah Wood more or less controlled Hollywood and that he had to stay on his good side any way he could . The two bodyguards up front heard us talking about this and they got mad and stopped and threw me out of the car . I started walking back to my hotel and I saw Katie Holmes working the street corner and I said "Katie Holmes what are you doing ? Are you researching a role ?" And she said that he had made Elijah Wood angry and her punishment was she had to herself until she made $30,000 . Explain that people who think dreams have meaning . "Now I see the funny side , now I'm always smiling ." A while back it was announced that Martin Scorsese was going to be doing a Joker origin movie and like a lot of people I was like “huh” . People like to get all crazy with analyzing movies before they ever even start production which is silly because it’s 100% a crapshoot if a movie is any good . However here’s my pitch on how it could be a good movie . Back in ‘83 Scorsese did a movie called the King of Comedy which is fantastic but most people don’t seem to know about . This movie pretty much already is an origin story for the Joker . The King of Comedy centers around Rupert Pupkin (sidenote Rupert Pumpkin would by my porn name) a loser who dreams of being a famous comedian . Rupert is not your stereotypical movie lovable oaf or good-hearted sad sack fella who is down on his luck . Rupert Pupkin is deranged . He fantasizes about his stardom in ways that are unsettling . His apartment features a giant picture of an audience that he plays to and he’s got a mockup of a talk show and celebrities that he uses to act out his fantasy . Rupert gets a chance to meet his idol , talk show host and comedian Jerry Langford . After a chance encounter Rupert starts hounding Jerry’s studio for a spot on his show . He gets repeatedly shut down and Rupert goes to even more extreme lengths to get Jerry’s attention . Eventually , Rupert’s ambition causes him to take drastic measures that endanger Jerry’s life . The King of Comedy is a deranged and sobering examination of our obsession with fame and notoriety and a cautionary tale about the kinds of rewards and adulations we shower on celebrities . And this came out 35 years ago folks . The whole deal with the Joker is that is origin is unknown and he lies about it all the time , but the one that seems to have a glimmer of truth in it is that he’s a failed stand-up that had disturbing , difficult , and unpleasant experiences in life . If you’re going to center a story around the Joke r, you have to have at least a sliver of sympathy for the character without betraying the horrific being he becomes . And that’s Rupert Pupkin . As terrifying and uncomfortable a character as Rupert is , there is still something unflinchingly human and understandable about his delusion . Rupert is a despicable person by the film’s end but you don’t hate him as much as you feel sorry for him (as much as you might also be afraid of him) . And that’s certainly what the Joker will need to be as well . The King of Comedy would be very good inspiration for a Joker movie because of the kind of film The King of Comedy is . It is a straightforward character piece that isn’t interested in a lot of high concept , flashy filmmaking . It’s grounded and focused on developing its lead into a compelling and unnerving character . It would be great to see an origin film for the Joker that doesn’t hang on typical blockbuster tropes . Let us sit with the character and really dive deep into his psyche . Make us afraid of the Joker again but not because he’s going to poison Gotham City’s water supply . Make him scary because of the things he finds funny . And exactly how far he’ll go to get a laugh . 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On the plus side there are probably a lot of people that would pay a premium to have sex with Katie Holmes so in theory she should be able to make that cash faster than your typical street walker right ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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We already know the origin of the Joker. He was a random criminal and fell in a vat of some radioactive slop that froze his face into the Joker grimace. That is from Tim Burton's 1989 Batman with Jack Nicholson as the Joker. I'm not surprised that you don't remember it. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Oh wow I hadn’t thought about that movie in a long time - it was painful to watch. And so interesting that Jerry Lewis was cast as the talk show host. I remember it was considered a big deal for him at the time because it wasn’t the typical “wacky” role.  
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