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Cock VS Pussy - Dawn of Justice
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Cock VS Pussy - Dawn of Justice I thought about doing a poll asking if your frequency of masturbation effects your enjoyment of sex . But I didn't because unlike some people when I've d a poll like 4 people vote . Plus the answers to said question don't readily apply themselves in poll format . I ask because after many months of abstaining I've been masturbating 2-3 times a week the past few weeks , which is a lot for me . And then this weekend when I was doing the deed (as no says anymore) I found my orgasms to be 28% more pleasurable than the baseline . You'd think jerking off would make you less likely to enjoy sex though wouldn't you ? My BFF brought up something (from Dan Savage) that I had never though about before , which is that if you grip your junk tightly when you're pounding off it's going to make real life lady pussies seem weak and pathetic by comparison . Luckily I have a light touch - like a safecracker . Conversely for reasons I can't quite articulate I feel like women would enjoy sex more the more they masturbate - although it's probably a bell curve . If you're rubbing the love nub 8 times a day I'm not sure sex is going to be that great . Nobody ever asks me what I think about what I'm stroking it , well wonder no longer nobody because here's the breakdown . 50% of the time I'm watching porn and not thinking about anything - I've heard some men say when they watch porn and jerk off they imagine they're the dude in the action , which is why some of them can't get into lady on lady porn because "I don't know which I'm supposed to be" but when I'm watching porn I'm just watching people bang . I don't think about myself being involved . 20% of the time I'm thinking about of my One Night Stand Girls pals 20% of the time I'm thinking about an ex-GF (usually the same - although not the hot , the that was pretty into it , it being sex) 5% of the time I'm thinking about a co-worker or former co-worker 4% of the time I'm thinking about a celebrity , your Beyonces , Rhiannas , Nicki Minajs and so forth (interesting although I often use her as my go-to "hot lady" reference I've never though about Kate Upton , I wonder why ? ) 1% of the time I'm thinking about some rando I saw out the world time I masturbated after hearing a story on the news about a woman who got stuck naked upside down on a roller coaster . Not sure why . But I did . Today there were some plumbing issues at work and the only stall working was the handicap stall . First of all let me ask you this , if all the other stalls are taken will you use the handicap stall or will you wait ? I never thought that was a big deal until day a dude gave me a lecture about it . I just took a dump dude don't talk to me . It seems different from parking in a handicap spot to me but I can't say why . Anyway my main point is that sitting in there I realized that there is NO WAY I would have the upper body strength to hoist myself out of a wheelchair and onto the toilet . I'm sure over time your upper body strength gets better if you're in a wheelchair but A - I don't know if I would ever get there because my core has never been strong and my shoulder and is messed up B - how long would it take to build up that strength ? Seems like it would months at least . And that whole time some has to you use the bathroom ? I always thought that if I opened up the door day and the Joker was there to shoot me in the spine ala Barbara Gordon and I was in a wheelchair thereafter I would be back at work pretty soon , but clearly that's not the case .  Speaking of , some yokel was trying to say that the Barbara Gordon Batgirl could defeat the Cassandra Cain Batgirl in a fight - he was soundly humiliated because every knows that Cassandra Cain Batgirl would annihilate Barbara Gordon Batgirl . Babs was a better Batgirl and a better person but in a fight she couldn't lay a hand on Cassandra Cain . I mean Cassandra Cain can take on Sandra Wu-San with some hope of success Barbara Gordon can take down your average mook but she's no match for even Parry Franceo level fighters . It's a bummer that the only Batgirl we ever got to see in the movies was Alicia Silverst in the wretched Batman & Robin . I'm hopeful that since we're in of the cyclical periods where people are pretending to care about roles for female actors and it's coinciding with a comic movie boom (although we're about to reach overexposure on that if we haven't already) with that a Batgirl movie will be forthcoming . I almost said something horrible there but I didn't . But I'm mentioning that I had the thought so you know what kind of asshole you're dealing with . While we're on the subject in the current comic book reboot of the Bat-verse Batman and Barbara Gordon Batgirl had sex ! It was outrageous . I've arcely been more appalled in all my life . I can accept the recent trend of having Superman and Wonder Woman bang all the time after Lois Lane gets gruesomely murdered but the Batman and Batgirl ? That won't hunt monsignors . For shame comic books , for shame . And finally , this . If you were cleaning out a hotel room and you found some delicious BBQ in the refrigerator would you think about eating it or would you assume the people that left it behind had jizzed all over it as a joke hoping some would eat it ? I'd be tempted but I'd be worried about the jizz . My old workplace didn't have a lot to recommend it but it was a fertile ground for the social iences . time as a test I put out some cookies I made in a neutral area with no explanation , making sure no saw me . Many people approached the cookies and looked around and asked "who brought these" but without any information hardly any eat , even though they clearly wanted to . I think only 2 cookies were g at the end of the day . A few months later I did the same thing but I put a sign that said "Free poison cookies" and by noon they had all been eaten . Not sure what they means but it's a result . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Because of the fact she does not pursue a romantic interest in Batman "Batgirl is a woman Batman can regard as a brilliant peer and a partner in the war on crime, the same way he would a man" That's something very disturbing underlying that line of thought - but probably true Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I had to do a double-check on the 1966 Batman movie ... I really thought Batgirl was in that. I was wrong. As for masturbating - for me, increased masturbation decreases the odds that I'll have an orgasm with a partner. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Because of the fact she does not pursue a romantic interest in Batman "Batgirl is a woman Batman can regard as a brilliant peer and a partner in the war on crime, the same way he would a man" That's something very disturbing underlying that line of thought - but probably true
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why is "one" not showing up in your blog........... and re: masturbation, it's not something even a lapsed catholic discusses. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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